Alright, soldiers, stay calm, and stick to the plan. Relax and ready your swords, this is nothing. Evacuate everything and everyone, make sure the kids are safe. Grab the closest thing to defend yourselves if your weapons are out and wait for my call. DO you understand?
OH MY GODS WHAT WHAT WHAT ALERT ALERT ALERT NO WHAT NO THAT'S A MONSTER WHAT THE FUCK IS A MONSTER DOIN IN THESE WALLS WHAT THE HELL NO NO BAD MONSTER HOW DARE YOU STOP IT STAHHHHP OKAY HOW THE FUCK DID YOU PASS THALIA'S BADASS TREE WHAT DID YOU DO IT'S A WAR ALRIGHT GUYS STAY CALM ALRIGHTY IT'S JUST A FIRE BREATHING DRAGON NO BIG DEAL OKAY STAY CALM YOU MOTHERFUCKERS YOU'RE GONNA GET US ALL KILLED